carodactyl asked: I just found your post on my tumblr. Sooooo dead.
carodactyl: I want kelvins dick so baddddd Aw, how sweet
fukkhomewurk420: wait i dont need a girlfriend i have crash bandicoot 3
That feel when I realize that I kind of hate one...
I met this girl at a party on Saturday night
thekelvinator: and I distinctly remember believing that she was the most beautiful girl ever. After seeing her picture for the first time since then, what in fuck’s name was I thinking? …. so today I found out that she’s still recovering from an eating disorder she had for years. I am an asshole.
Doodle or Die →
Oh well, guess I’m not getting anything done tonight
buttfuckerletgo asked: YO KELVINATOR, I got your postcard the other day. Thanks man, that's one sweet-ass Poque Tower. I'll be putting together your letter and stuff this weekend, so I thought I'd let you know.
I don't think I could be a functioning member of...
My copy of Tape Club came today
It wasn’t quite as exciting as CDs coming normally is since I’ve been listening to the download for like two months now, but I also got a crazy soft T shirt.
A Separate Peace
quicksummary: A tragic gay love story set in the 1940s where one of the dudes is batshit crazy and they’re not really gay.
(500) Days of Summer
quicksummary: A chronologically challenged person made a movie about hipsters in love. Or not, as the case may be. (theryanlinn)