May 2012
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hauntedhospice:
Dial up sound slowed down 700%
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assuming everything goes according to plan I’m going to be the bassist in a deli-based hardcore punk band called Fuck Sandwich now
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dude when Chelsea told me Merriweather Post Pavillion was a real place that totally blew my mind
it was like somebody telling me Plastic Beach or Dawn Metropolis were real places
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carodactyl asked: Pickles or Corn?
kansascityfaggot replied to your post: kansascityfaggot replied to your post: the 3 days…
i hear some real douches’ll be there
i heard someone will be like grabbing butts??
last year this middle aged dude was there and was trying to hug everyone way too much during ‘hey homies’ and he apparently told maybe Ryan that he had an erection
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kansascityfaggot replied to your post: the 3 days reel big fish is in texas this summer…
TOUGH SHIT KELVAG NO BANDS EVER GO TO THE PLACES I AM AT THAT TIME
I know I have to see the aquabats and go to comic con instead :’(
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the 3 days reel big fish is in texas this summer I’m in california
sucks man
People already donated $64,000 to a kickstarter...
timavery:
thegoodsonisbad:
axelssonkatt:
I’m not like into the documentary but hey, if dudes wanna give clean water to people so be it, if dudes wanna give the world a pony documentary so be it; it’s their money to squander as they see fit
Watchhanksypanky:
name ten things that aren’t skrillex
myterriblepersonality asked: how many fingers can you place into your anus at any given time?
myterriblepersonality asked: would you be opposed to pooping on someone? someone pooping on you? how about for money?
myterriblepersonality asked: has chelsea ever seen you defecate, and vice-versa?
myterriblepersonality asked: when was the last time you passed a bowel movement?
myterriblepersonality asked: what color is your stool most consistently?
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“SOMEBODY FOOLISH SAID LOVE DOESN’T PAY THE BILLS WELL I BEG TO DIFFER”
– Lil B
myterriblepersonality asked: Multiples of nine
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Fuck yes. These are actually interesting. Please.
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
8: Do you have freckles?
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
13: What about pooped in the woods?
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
17: What size is your bed?
18: What is your Song of the week?
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
23: What do you drink with dinner?
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25: What is your favorite food?
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
33: Ever ran out of gas?
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
36: What is your usual bedtime?
37: Are you lazy?
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40: How many languages can you speak?
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
43: Are you stubborn?
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
45: Ever watch soap operas?
46: Are you afraid of heights?
47: Do you sing in the car?
48: Do you sing in the shower?
49: Do you dance in the car?
50: Ever used a gun?
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53: Is Christmas stressful?
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59: Take a vitamin daily?
60: Wear slippers?
61: Wear a bath robe?
62: What do you wear to bed?
63: First concert?
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65: Nike or Adidas?
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71: Can you curl your tongue?
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74: Own any record albums?
75: Own a record player?
76: Regularly burn incense?
77: Ever been in love?
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
79: What was the last concert you saw?
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
81: Tea or coffee?
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
83: Can you swim well?
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85: Are you patient?
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
87: Ever won a contest?
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
89: Which are better black or green olives?
90: Can you knit or crochet?
91: Best room for a fireplace?
92: Do you want to get married?
93: If married, how long have you been married?
94: Who was your HS crush?
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96: Do you have kids?
97: Do you want kids?
98: Whats your favorite color?
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
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crumzinmahlap:
did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit
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The Real Pit Bull: Top Ten Reasons Why You Can’t... →
therealpitbull:
10. They will steal your spot on the couch while you are up getting a soda.
9. They will take the treat you give them and bury in the back yard like a paranoid crack head hiding their stash.
8. They will jump on your bed with muddy feet. Making you do the laundry…again!
7. They will lick…
My aunt used to have a pit bull, she was pretty great (the dog was, my aunt is still...
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esthappen replied to your post: I was wondering how all the creamsicle art was so…
I actually just ran into some creamsicle r34
did you cream your sicle?
I’m not sorry
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I was wondering how all the creamsicle art was so good until I went to #creamsicle and realized I just wasn’t seeing all the bullshit
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